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Sick for the very first time

I never get sick. That’s why I was so surprised to find my nostrils turned to pinholes and my throat coated with what feels like turkey gravy upon waking this morning. Hope that was vivid enough.

I’ve been drinking every fluid I can lay my germ-ridden mitts upon, and I think it’s working. Now, instead of being sick and dehydrated, I’m sick and I pee every 8 minutes. How do you like me now, viruses?! You fuckers better hope you’re not water-soluble.

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