Confession time

I don’t really care if animals suffer as long as I don’t have to be physically present when it happens. This is probably the only reason I’d ever go vegetarian. Tofu, while it can be quite tasty if properly prepared, is almost never an acceptable substitute for animal flesh.

I don’t really like Bob Marley or Radiohead that much. I’m familiar with only the most popular Beatles songs. And there’s a very, very good chance that I haven’t even heard of your favorite artist; and if I have, I probably don’t care for them.

Up until my junior year of college, I regularly used the word penultimate when I meant quintessential.

I feel better now.