Hanging on my wall

This is a rap Lisa wrote for me four years ago after I embarked on my short-lived and disastrous career in student government. I was just having a little chuckle over it, and thought I’d share:

“That’s ZACH with a Z”
(yeah you know me)
Representin’ ya’ll
from the GOP

That thing you call a dick
I call it my appliance
I’m really good at math
And I kinda like SCIENCE!

I’ll stir you up some potion
With my magic body motion
And when the funds are dry
We’ll cure that with some lotion

That’s Zach with a Z
No finer politician you will see
By bed, or boat, or ski
Ride the wave with me.

and your slogan will be: Riding the Cosine Wave into the Future!

Easily the best rap ever written about me. Yeah, some things have changed since high school. But not lotion! Lotion is here to stay.

I wrote this, so read it.