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More about that wonderful robot

I’m still working up to my epic photojournalism piece on burning man. Until then, a list of advantages of owning a robot vacuum.

  • Relatively low risk of rebellion / uprising, consequential Matrix-like future

  • Stoically accepts praise, love

  • Bumping and whirring noises keep neighbors guessing

  • Smug sense of superiority upon seeing a broom

  • “Barefoot clean” claims in advertisements actually true

  • Probably smarter than a hamster; definitely smarter than a fish

  • Fucking adorable

    • I could go on and on. People think that t-shirt I wear that says “robots rule” is just some hipster thing, but in point of fact it expresses my 100% sincere feelings on the matter.

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    By Zach Musgrave – September 16, 2006

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